Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

(1) STRAPON.

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

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CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

Taylor Swift Owns Two Versions of Four Albums. Now What? - Billboard

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

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(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

(3) XHAMSTER

Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(4) CONDOM.

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️.

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

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(1) XNXX

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

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I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

(2) DILDO.

Rick Pitino 'Feels Bad' For Tom Thibodeau After Knicks Firing - Sports Illustrated

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

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CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

(3) VIBRATOR.

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

(2) YOUPORN.

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

(5) LINGERIE.

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!